Ketepekz Inc. &Co. , Pte Ltd.

You've gt mail!

2010-05-11T22:33:00.001-07:00

hi ladies ! :) anyways since no one is like doing the update we can always create our ketepeks facebook , guess there would be much easier, we can use this blog to "whatever you wanna blog about " hahahah.

so what say youuuuu!!! :D

+Thank you miss scarlet.

SUPERHOLMEZ.

Welcome back, Holmes.

2010-04-26T23:58:00.000-07:00

Heard you're back &now a SUPER HOLMES?

Awesomeee! ;)

Anyway, back to the rest-

Someone please organise a next meet-up or we could just stick to our Friday evenings @Kg Glam.

Much Misses,

Miss Scarlet.

xox

simpang menyimpang

2010-01-17T00:57:00.000-08:00

Okaye, Ketepekz. This blog is uber rusty. Got spiderwebs & all nonsense, so please dont be pemalas. AND SOMEONE DO ME A FAVOUR & CHANGE THIS MATRAPE SONG IN THIS BLOG!!!!!!!!

Okaye, an event coming up. More like catch-up session. Attendance is compulsory. Please set time & date.

Venue: Simpang Bedok

Time :

Day, Date: Fri or Sat or Sun

FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET.

2009-09-23T01:14:00.001-07:00

update la pisangs!~

Birthday ME

2009-09-06T09:32:00.000-07:00

ME BIRTHDAY

why the picture so small

Korang tau tak aku sayang korang semua.

Thank you so much for the plannings and the effort to come.

Expecting me to cry right . hahaha! Holding back my tears bayeh!

Hahaha! im19!!

BIG GIRLS DON'T CRY!!!

hahahahaha

2009-08-28T02:19:00.000-07:00

Happy 19th Burfday

to our dearest Hafeeza Oh-range

aka Ketepek's Publicity Kecoh Officer !

Stay happy, cheerful and kecoh always!

Dont naughty naughty ehk.

Later mummy beat you. Haha.

Much love from behalf of all the Ketepeks to you!

P.S: Sexaayy pose you have there, babe. Pheewiitt! Hahahaha! ;p

Your coolest ketepek,

Lady Zy

August

2009-08-15T02:06:00.001-07:00

HAPPY AUGUST .

I LOVE AUGUST .

(:

2009-07-30T19:42:00.000-07:00

I'll be back

- sly

Ketepekz

2009-07-14T21:55:00.000-07:00

Let's post up my very first entry for Ketepekz site with a group photo ! (:

Hope everyone's been doing fine . Hang out session soon , real soon ! Can we get every single one of the Ketepekz down for at least ONE decent outing ?!? Please korang please lah ... Hahaha okay crap . Until my next entry wheee

Are you still guessing who I am ? KETEPEK

Peace one love y'all ,

SLY

Rawr-ed

2009-07-12T18:58:00.000-07:00

Happy 19th Burst - Day

Dina ribena GONE-case

The fireworks was our GIFT to you

Minds cafe was our SURPRISE

Gateway!

2009-07-04T08:43:00.006-07:00

Hey`all (:

The Orignals proposed a gateway open to all Ketepekz Inc. &Co. including the subsidiaries (Ketiakz, 1st &2nd generations as well as our on-off members/extensions).

Details as follows-

Destination: Genting Highlands

Dates: on the first week of October (2nd-4th)

Estimated amount : $150

Unfortunately, dates are fixed. We can't change them.

Any further enquires, please contact any of the Originals or tag @board.

Loves*

Miss Scarlet

I wanna have your babies

2009-06-30T08:34:00.000-07:00

Halo all , eh you all , please ok!

Dun ever abadoned this Blog alone like that .

Please , please , please .

I KNOW YOU WANT ME ,

YOU KNOW I WANT CHA'

______________________________

2009-06-30T07:38:00.000-07:00

Updates ! Updates! Updates!

EVERYBODY

DANCE

NOW .

Oh-Range

Dreams part 2

2009-06-15T19:37:00.000-07:00

Wassup to all my ketepekz!

How have you all been doing?
When can we karaoke yo people?!
And when can we have the full strength?
Full strength meaning the names listed on the official positional list.
Hahaha.

Anyways, as you guys can see my title for this entry is Dreams part 2.
Yups, dreams again. Haha.
And its from MY dream. It happened 2 nights ago. Hahaha.
K to me its funny lah. But got sad part a bit ah.
Act I forgot bout it after I woke up.
But then ystd, I suddenly rmbr it. hahaha.

Ok here the story goes:

I was with Ms Secretary & Kecoh Officer Oh-range walking to dont know where. I was walking behind them and when I catch up with them, I saw they were pulled into a van. They were kidnapped! But the funny and lamest thing was I saw that they were kidnapped but I just kept quiet. I wanted to shout but cannot. Like you know in scary movie, they saw ghost then their voice cant come out? hahaha. Yah something like that. Ok diam sudah! Haha. Anw, the van went off and suddenly u guys appear (wait i think its only zaz & syimah). Hahaha! Then I felt really guilty for not doing anything and we were thinking of finding and rescuing you both. Another lame part is we didnt even call the police. Like wth! hahahaha.

So dont know how, Ms Secretary & Kecoh Officer were released by the kidnappers just like that. hahaha! Wait haven finish k. The sad part is both were damn pissed at me. Dahliah didnt wanna talk to me and feeza scolded me for not helping them when I had the chance to. I just kept quiet and zaz & syima was consoling me. hahahaha! Ok finish. hahaha!

That's all folks.
Dreams can be sooo funny.
Esp we dream of the ppl in our group.
I think we hang out too often till we dream of each other.
We cant get enuf of each other huh? hahahaha!

Ketepekz rocks lah aye! hahaha!
;p

Your coolest founder,
Lady Zy

Notice.

2009-06-08T08:09:00.000-07:00

Hey`all!

I know I've been away for quite sometime &you guys have been sweet enough to enquire on my whereabouts. Forgive me; for making some of you worried, wondering what happened to me but I am safe &sound for now (thanks given to God).

Yes, thank you for the countless messages that showed me that I'm loved. That you cared. I don't wish to go into the details on my absence but I seek your understanding that I am on a hiatus till mid September.

Till then, take care my lovely ketepekers.Your lameness, laughter &most of all,

love; is greatly missed.

Your missing secretary,

Miss Scarlet.

Officially, yours.

2009-05-26T20:25:00.000-07:00

Effective the moment you read, understood &digest it; now.

Ketepekz Inc. &Co. , Pte Ltd.

Founder - Lady Zy
Right woman- ZAZ Possible
Left woman - SyimaHolmes
Behind woman- Shaf Slengerr

*Ex-Co*
Publicity `Kecoh` Officer - Feeza Oh-range
Public Relation Officer &Secretary - Miss `D Scarlet
Welfare &Smiles Officer - Sweet AJ
Head of Internal &External Security - Sgt`Chop Chop` Sly aka Wire hanging from ceiling (recent pic)
Treasurer, Advocate &Legal Officer(Loyar Buruk) - Feeeeet Kaki aka Green Dustbin (latest pics)

Members
PLAY! Cheographer - Elai Shawty
Makcik&Minah's (M&M's) affliation - Dina Ribena
Unofficial Official Photographer - Mardawood
The $100 roll out banker - Sheila (the other green dustbin)

Others; off &on-s.
Qimm
Fill

Typed by (as verbalised by Founder): Miss Scarlet.
Approved by: Lady Zy
Time : 11:39:32

The fine print: Any disputes or disagreements, please seek to see Ms Founder. Meetings are by appointments only. Please contact her Right, Left, Behind Women Or Miss Secretary for available time-slot.

Sanity

2009-05-23T10:30:00.000-07:00

WELL DONE HUMANS! We Finally meet up!

Nevertheless , the rest is not forgotten!

Like Fit is Beside me ( the green bin ) , Sheila is beside elai ( another green bin ) ,

Shaf is at the blue door and Sly ..of course , The wire on top!

CONGRATULATIONS

ures OH-RANGE

hahahuhuhehehoho

2009-05-18T03:19:00.001-07:00

Yo what's up ya'll!

Hear me call!

Okie dokie dearest ketepeks! Finally we meet up, well, not exactly the whole group at once. But it's ok. So this calls for a Ketepeks outing. How about Sentosa people? Btw, here are some pictures taken from Sly new camera! Lolx!

I think Ketepeks are cool cause they are really versatile! Awesome! We even have our Ketepek Squad for the upcoming National Cheerleading Competition! HAHAHAHAHAZ! So let's get our pompoms! hahahz however you spell that fluffy thingy! And awesome paparazzi picture! K go!

Stay cool.

Your one and only,

Zaz Possible

Just Do It...

2009-05-10T12:41:00.000-07:00

Yo what's up ya'll

Hear me call!

Nike has just released their Limited Edition Ambassador signature poster and it's up for grabs! With a minimum purchase of $50.00 within a single receipt, you'll get it for free! So come on. What are you waiting for! Go get it while stocks last!

Remember, one swoosh is better then 3 ___!

Stay cool.

Your one and only,

Zaz Possible

dream.....

2009-05-09T06:31:00.000-07:00

Yo what's up ya'll
Hear me call!

Hello dearest ketepeks!
Summer vacation is here and it's time to paaarty!
Hahahahz! Anyway, let me edit the dream part...
Wait...you all must read the precious entry first return by Lady-Zy!
Ok here it goes....

Ok..me, yani and syimah were in the train from boon lay...
I was using the laptop...Then we were supposed to alight at Jurong east.
So when we were about to reach the stop, i switched off the lappy and put
it one side....*teng deng* Jurong east station! so we alight... and suddenly,
Yani cried damn badly becaaaaaaaaaaause, I left my laptop in the freaking
train....Then I also cry! hahahahahz! OK dah!

Then when I wake up, my heart beat damn fast sey! Lolx!
Krapness!

Stay cool.
Your one and only,
Zaz Possible

2009-05-07T19:15:00.000-07:00

Yo yo yo!
Wassup to all my ketepeks!

Omg this blog is like so dead.
Right syima baby? hahaha!

Anw, how have all my ketepeks been doing?
Everyone is so damn busy.
Zaz and Feeet with exams. (today last paper rite?! haha)
Syima with her nvr ending FYP (Fcuk Your Projects)- ah this one syima say ah. haha!
Feeza, A.j & Dahliah with sch.
Shaf with her import & export of 'taik mate' business.
Sly & Yani with work. (such a drag rite sly? heh)

But let's go karaoke soooon people!!! hahahaha!

Oh dreams, dreams, dreams.
When we sleep, we dream.
When we dream, we sleep.
When ppl dream of me, it's sungguh.the.merepek.com.
HAHA! REALLY!
K I tell u guys Shaf slenger & Zaz possible's dream stories. haha!

Shaf
Shaf says: Aku mimpi psl kau. Kite gi gunting rambut abeh org tu gunting salah then kite dua mengamuk sampai taknak bayar!
Me: HAHAHAHAHA! WTH!
Shaf says:
and then the best part, kiter kluar kedai
Shaf says:
zaz and gang sumer tgh main mery go round among themselves
Shaf says:
lagu "teeny weeny yellow pokka dot a bikini"
Shaf says:
tak tau ahh kalau kau tau lagu tu
Shaf says:
sly was in the middle.. the rest were going arnd here.. singing that song while dancing
Shaf says:
in a merry go round
Shaf says:
aku bgn aku tterketawe siao!
Me: HAHAHAHAHA! kekek siak! hahaha.

Zaz
This happened a while ago. Rifah said she dreamt of me, syima and her. We were in the train otw to meet korang2. Rifah brought her laptop along and I think she was using it. Then we were alighting soon, so I told Rifah to off her lappie or keep it inside her bag or something. She don't want and I cried! Crying rabak-ly! When we alight, I was still crying. HAHAHAHA! Wth!

Funny shit!
Eh I miss you guys lah.
And Feeza, you don't action with me.
La la la la. haha!

Ok take care people.
Don't take drugs.

The original rules!
*kening naik naik to Syima*
Hahahaha!

Your coolest ketepek,
Lady Zy

red crocs for me!

2009-05-03T08:17:00.000-07:00

Yo what's up ya'll!

Hear me call!

Ok dearest ketepeks, I finally bought myself a pair of red crocs! hahahaz! If you don't like it, keep quiet especially to miss oh-range! hahahaz! As long as I happy, means I happy! K go! =) hahahahz!

Ciao!

Stay cool.

Your one and only,

Zaz Possible

2009-04-29T20:44:00.000-07:00

hie hey hello yo ppl!

Nobody but you! =DDDD
eh cute right they all..like us hahahahaha!! ( okay shut up )

yours truly Holmez!

Smash and Grab

2009-04-26T06:09:00.000-07:00

More of such outings okaye!

Makcik at the back is Yani and Fit is in yellow ok? =)

Yours FrankLy ;

Oh-RANGE

Mummy mummy come and see ah!

2009-04-20T10:18:00.000-07:00

Holmez on the ground!

Yo buddies and all the monkeys in the world unite!
whahahz!

Ohh hows school? hows work? hows study? hows chop chop? whahahz!

This week very hectic right for all! yeah man!

Anyway Welcome back D'flower!
now the flower season come again whahahz!

Dosage of ketepeks please!
Can i have Original please. thank you. ( Feel free to join hahaha! )

ohh wheeeeeeeeee! feeza on public transport whahahz!
Train to ct hall okay! not bad ayy feeza!
shades segale * feeza line* whahahz!

Come on barbie lets go party! whahahahz!!!!!
Ohh yes yani lets Go karao-okay! blang advance sikit eh bilang orang woodlands ni jaoh benor...lolx!
macam nak pindah jer duk rumah feeza HAHAHAHA! kk nonsense.

Ohh man yani you suck you know that i was laughing throughout our convo during my lesson.

B..you buat i ketawe sampai nak terkencing siak whahahahz!

Fit pulak lagi ...heart break
i ask her put superglue
not strong pulak
letak plasticine baru tau..whahahz!

Ohh zaz you know your qn about the collapse thang
My faci say "ohh very Good you're asking qn alr ..very good *tap on my shoulder "
hahahah i scored again thanks yo zaz possible whahahz!

Jaiho to the great week!

2009-04-20T09:14:00.000-07:00

Yo what's up y'all!
Hear me call!

I think this picture is way too cool! Right background, nice shot! Maybe we should send it to STB! How? hahahahz! or some poster competition! ok done!

Stay cool.

Your one and only,

Zaz Possible

Down now

2009-04-20T06:48:00.000-07:00

My LAST post was on Lucky.
Today is VERY unlucky. It rained like pigs and Babi's
while I was waiting for cab. Thanks. terima kasih. Sama-sama. Thank You.

OH-RANGE

2009-04-20T01:54:00.000-07:00

Hello to all my ketepeks!

Eh i miss you all can.
Padehal we just met.
But not every one. hahaha.

Wah at last Feeet post an entry! hahahaha.
Eh pls post more often k.

Feeza, i love you! hahahaha!
Ok ok. pls endure k.
And don forget to ice ur leg every night especially!
If not i beat u eh! ahhaha!

Eh syima, my syg. sayo pon cinto samo kamo.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh welcome back ms flower!
Cup-corn-tah!

Yo ketepeks! lets go karaoke after zaz and feeet's exam!
We go karaoke at bedok ah k.
Lets be considerate to feeza, shall we?
And of coz kalau takde suara feeza mcm bkan karaoke namenye.
Same jugak kalau takde feeet berdangdut. hahahaha.

And lets bring feeet to PLAY guys! hahaha.
Feeza, no worries. We'll bring you too. but cannot lah 12am go hm.
Coz the party starts only after 12am.
That time i wanna go back at 11.30pm also cannot. Coz i haven dance yet! hahahahha.

Ok ok i better shut up. haha!

Your coolest ketepek,
Lady Zy

YOU ARE LUCKY

2009-04-17T10:21:00.000-07:00

PEOPLE WHO NEEDS PEOPLE ARE THE LUCKIEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD.

consider yourself Lucky.

you`re the boss, apple sauce

2009-04-15T06:23:00.000-07:00

All of you are hot, but the HOTTEST ONE IS IN WHITE, DUH.

Here`s a song for you guys (:

ENVENTHOU THE BLAME ON YOU

2009-04-14T09:42:00.001-07:00

Why ... Why ... Why ..

Why isnt anyone updating this blog ... =(

come on ... Meow ... anyone? Please ....

okla, il post my photos since u all ACTION!

Did I irritate the hell out of you ALL ?

HAHAHA

Peace OU-(T)-CH

2009-04-05T02:22:00.000-07:00

Hey girLs!

Thanks for visiting Me, my home and I .. =)
I shall give / leave my boots a rest now.

Loves

Oh-RANGE

confessions or admissions

2009-04-03T00:18:00.000-07:00

Halo kanak-kanak .
Thank you for the support and concern.
Im touched ( here and there ) haha!
hanky-panky! .. yummy!!

Ok! I will be admitted in hours time. gosh!
something new .. ok , lemme update u alls my hotel.
level 9 , ward 39 , bed 29 .

CLASSIC~

tanpa segan silu , bawakknla buah tangan. HAHA.
ok jokes2~

To orang di rantauan , terima kasih atas panggilan anda =)
miss *

Yang lain, PERGI AH JOGET!

Your sick-ly Nurse

OH-Range

To our dearest friend FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE? ZA! HAHAHA!

2009-04-02T08:34:00.001-07:00

Tgk tu terpekik2 whahahz!! Ohh this gurl is Going for
ACL reconstruction...
Dont worry shes healthy!
Yes she is!
Macam chicken wing sia tu doctor buat...
ketepek betol !
mcm tak jadi aku makan chicken wing after looking at it yo feeza

Hopefully the OPT is a success=D
so that our dear friend here can stand and be the rockstar?
star karat ader ah ..kkk jokes2 kk jokes hahaha!

No no not april fool
dont worry we are all fool proof
k da ape aku merepek .

Insya-allah semue berjalan dengan lancar..
( amacam malay gua ader baik? sorry ah babe we're always the best in melayu you know )

AMIN....

Holmez

2009-03-30T22:20:00.000-07:00

Apo kabo semuo?
Depo semuo baik baik sajo kah?
Harap harap begitu iyo.

Cit tgh bosan nie kat kejo.
Takde bendo nak buat.
Cit pon dah tgk video yg feeza-o post tu.
Saudaro fit kito tu kekek jugok ya.
Sunggoh hebat hang joget dangdut.
Sampe terlompat lompat atas sofa.
Nasib baik sofa tu tak roboh iyo.

Waduh waduh!
Goyang lebih lebih ya buk (aik dah tukar indon lak?! haha)
Bisa kuruskan punggung sih.
Gue guarantee sama lu.
Caya sama gue deh! hahahaha!

Kk dah dah. diam sudah yani.
hahahaha.

Yo ppl! (aik tukar lagi bahse?! english lak skrg)
We shall all go karaoke TOGETHER. PLEASE!

To sgt sly aka the chopper, stop chopping can! when are you free?!!
To zaz possible aka sunkiss (oops!), faster finish your projects!
To feet kaki aka feeet sharapoveet, continue practising your dangdut!
To syima holmez aka sunrise (heee), stop your ever growing nonsense!
To feeza-o aka nurse kental, keep shaking your sexy ass!
To dahliah flower aka ms scarlet, if can buy all the ralph lauren shirts!
To a.j sweetie aka sunset, keep up with your innocent & funny self k!
To shafira selenger aka lame ass, please be less lame-r k!
To yani cute aka lady zy, you rock baby!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

But you guys still rock my stinking socks!
And i love you all!
Ok bye!

KETEPEK! haha

Your coolest ketepek ever,
Lady Zy

SINGS*

2009-03-30T10:16:00.000-07:00

Orang kito ( ah eh ya o wa )
Bukan mewoh ( wa wa wa wa )
Tapi kayo ( yo yo yo yo )
Budi bahaso ( budi bahaso )

Sings *

Exclusive {feeza-O..ouhhhhhhh ohhhhh}

2009-03-30T09:48:00.000-07:00

Yo yo yo! aku blom tido!
Exclusive post for Feeza

cheychey senyum nmpk senyum nampak whahahz!

Feeza..namer glamour jerr..
namer betol Hafizah.
Budak tak senonoh amik cake tgk ah! Look below!

Selalu Dier melebih sikit...lihat dibawah..
the black one shes like saying "ohh world...what can i do for you" whahahz!

Ohh man this picture was so super kecoh in FB..respond was so Good thanks to atiqah for starting it hahah! feeza say "yeay yeay aku nmpk bulan bulan nmpk aku" lolxni alahai..meow Dier da dtg....menyampah! ketepek betol..tgk tu alahai....

thats feeza everybody =D
when she meows..keeps the doctors away whahahahz!

nnt lain hari blog psl org org ketepek yg lain eh..

Okay yo! thats all ! Have a happy tuesday baby=D
Holmez

Much appreciated

2009-03-29T10:54:00.001-07:00

SELAMAT DATANG KE KELANTAN .

wo wo wo .. lamo benor tak masok ke sini-o .
cek' mau blog tapi takdo kesempate.
harap maklom ye. cek' sibok cuci cuci pante
dan beri beri obat dekat patient. Ni kalo baco tak faham ,
pandey pandey la ye. cek' main sebat aje bahaso nye.

Mintak ler teh tarek lagi satu. Haus ni tekak cek'.
bole minom satu baldi-o . kalo boler, campak sikit ais kat
dalam tu oh. paham paham la, si rifah tu-o,
maken' batu ajo dia hebat makan sambaL mampos die taknak.

Maken' telur pun bagos jugek. cek' tak paham kenapo si Yani
tu boler tak maken' telur ni. meh bagi cek' sebiji telor.
nak jugok lempar ke mukonya.

Si syimah tu , aduh. sampei sekarang cek' tak paham karenah die.
sumpah kalo boler sepak, masuk tidur karang. cek' bukannya apo,
cek tak tau la nak cakap apa dengan hang. Cek' ni main type ajo.
hang tak paham, hang Diam Sudoh. hohohoh

eh diam semuanyo. cek' mau tido.

Minah ipoh, perak

OH-Range

2009-03-26T20:57:00.000-07:00

Yo yo yo!
Mari kite kecoh!
Sampai kite berpeluh.
Lepas tu mkn kat Fish & Co!

Hahahahaha! ok i wanna blog.
But i donnoe wat to blog ah.
Cant think of any.
But nvm i got jokes jokes for ya'll again.
HAHAHAHAHA!

Ya lah like our detective holmes said must share wat.
Sharing is caring.
Caring is loving.
Loving is.. sharing and caring lah! hahahaha!
Yani so clever. hahaha!

Ok ok enjoy the jokes jokes. ;p

A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Mum' with the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.

'Dear, Mum. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion, Mum. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mum, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.
Love, your son, Nicholas.

“P.S. Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on my desk.”

I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

BASKET SIA. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Taking care to all my ketepeks.
Don't take drugs.

Your coolest ketepek,
Lady Zy

2009-03-26T08:57:00.000-07:00

People say Good things must share...

so i share ah...

sharing is....? ( is what class .. )

sharing is caring very Good !

I post it at FB this one once ...but nevermd ENCORE lolx!

Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you
Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?'

Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S. ?
Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side.

Byk2 tennis player...tennis player mane yg paling bagossss!

a) yani sharapovi
b) feeza sharapova (arh diam sudah!)
c)zarifah adilah? lolx!
d ) D for dahliah lolx!
e) feeeeet sharapoveeet LOLX ( MCM KELING SIAK NAMER )
f) slychoopper!

THE ANSWER IS !!! * drumrolll!*
syimah sharapova? amacam? HAHAHA COOL PERR kk diam sudah.
a.j personal assistant aku whahahaz ! kk diam.

alryte yo! For today heres for all
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.

Nighty nighty to all frm superholmez!

2009-03-24T03:52:00.000-07:00

Technology somehow change us..
Just like above ..

address kasi website siak whahahz!

8 years old boy punish untill like tht? Just because he stole bread.

Ouchhhh!

Damn pissed off man seeing this..CURIK ROTI pon kecoh perrr!
But serious sia! not funny ah put a small hand wif fucking big tyre can, wah can hear bone cracking mcm keropok sia! wah lauuu no brain ppl!

Take cre you people = ) Aku tgh boring ni! those of you busy wif attachment fast game la sikit = ) Schooling kids happy schooling ...working youths very GOOD very productive whahahz!

always remember yall!
holmez!

2009-03-22T19:58:00.000-07:00

Hello hello hello !

kepada org yang kate sooonyap je.. eh UPDATE lah! asik kite2 je update. hahaha. ketepek ah nie ustazah! hahahaha.

Ok time for jokes jokes part 2! hahaha. Enjoy!

1. Suami: Kenapa Sayang menangis?
Isteri: Saya telah baca sebuah buku. Sad endinglah bang..
Suami: Buku apa?
Isteri: Buku bank abanglah..

2. Tunang Farid, Siti, menelefonnya untuk memutuskan pertunangan mereka.
Farid: Mengapa?
Siti: Saya dah bosan ngan awak. Saya dah ada teman baru. Sebelum tu, awak mesti kembalikan semua gambar saya.
Farid: Ok. Tapi saya tak ingatlah yang mana satu gambar awak. Nanti awak pilihlah sendiri, yang selebihnya kembalikan kepada saya.
Siti: Erkkkkkk........ Benci .........

3. Satu malam tu ade pompuan ni la, dia baru saja balik dari party, tak tahu how many glasses dia minum lah tapi memang dia betul-betul mabuk. So masa on the way home, she got blocked from the police officer and asked for her driving license and so on. But unfortunately at the same time tu, there was an accident happen across the road. Quite major jugaklah accident tu and the policeman leave her and rushed to the accident scene. So this stupid girl dah gabra tak tahu nak buat camne, she just ran off back to her car and head straight back home in Klang.

So the next morning polis datang ketuk pintu rumah dia dan polis tu tanya dia, "AWAK PERGI MANA MALAM SEMALAM?"Pompuan ni pulak jawab, "TAK KEMANA ENCIK, SAYA KAT RUMAH SAJA. So polis tu tanya lagi, "BETUL KE?" Pompuan tu jawab, "BETUL ENCIK. SUMPAH SAYA TAK PERGI MANA2, TANYA LAH DENGAN HOUSEMATE SAYA.

"So polis tu kata, "YE KE?" (sambil tergelak). "MARI SINI, KELUAR KEJAP".Lepas tu polis tu tunjuk, "HA!!! ITU KERETA SIAPA TU??" Pompuan tu macam nak pengsan sebab dia dah terbawa kereta polis yang malam tadi balik rumah. Dia ingat kereta dia sebab kaler sama warna putih (wira) cuma kereta dia tak ada sticker polis kat tepi pintu saja. Tak pasal2 kena saman RM1000 dan gantung lesen 1 tahun.

4. Seorang posmen yang datang menghantar surat.
"Assalamualaikum".
"Walaikumsalam".
"Ini rumah encik Sameon, ye?"
"Ya, saya".
"Poning kepala saya mencari alamat rumah encik ni".
"Buat susah aje encik nie! Apasal tak pos aje?"

5. Seorang lelaki pergi ke klinik mata. Setelah matanya diperiksa, dia bertanya: "Doktor, lepas pakai cermin mata nanti, boleh ke saya membaca macam orang lain?" "Dah tentu," jawab doktor. "Oh, gembiranya. Dah lama saya buta huruf, akhirnya boleh juga saya membaca," kata lelaki itu dengan riang.

6. Seorang pegawai polis masuk ke bilik mayat sebuah hospital untukmenyiasat punca kematian tiga lelaki sekaligus. Selepas memeriksa mayat-mayat itu, dia bertanya kepada penjaga bilik berkenaan.
Polis: Mengapa ketiga-tiga mayat tersenyum?
Penjaga: Lelaki pertama sedang bersanding, apabila tiba2 diserang strok. Lelaki kedua pula khabarnya menang loteri dan mati serangan sakit jantung manakala yang ketiga disambar petir.
Polis: Hah! Kenapa disambar petir pun tersenyum?
Penjaga: Masa tu dia ingat orang sedang ambil gambarnya...

Your coolest ketepek,
Lady Zy

All in a day's work

2009-03-19T06:49:00.000-07:00

Ku persembahkan .. Kepadamu..
Sekuntum bunga, Mawar merah ..
Kau terima sambil tersenyum ..
terbayang haruman kau cium ..

helo alls!
Been caught up with attachments lately.
Im really sorry. This always happen whenever im on attachments.
maybe, its the shift part thats damn tiring.
when morning comes around, id prolly be too tired in the afternoon and home
to sleep. May consider meeting me up.. But wont promise
that il be in my best .. And when afternoon comes around,
basic timing to wake up is after 9. and which , by then
would prolly be the time i have to get prepared for work.

and this goes on and on and on for 3 weeks!
AMAZING .

now, imagine if im a full time nurse.

okay, Bye people..
and WELCOME HOME SYIMAH!
Im sure the camp is Aww-Some!! =)
Meet up soon! .. You have gone missing way too Long!

Yours today and tmr ,

OH-Range

2009-03-17T19:55:00.000-07:00

Wassup my ketepek frens! hahaha.

I also want to bukak my pantun skills ah. hahahaha!

Satu dua tiga, kucing berlari..
Mane nak sama si kucing belang..
Bila lagi kite nak dangdut sampai pagi..
Tak sabar nak tgk fit bergelek dan bergoyang...!

HAHAHHAHAHAHA!

Ok some jokes jokes for you guys! Enjoy yo! hahaha.

1. Seorang atok membawa cucunya ke pejabat pos untuk menghantar surat.Cucunya bertanya bila melihat atoknya memasukkan surat ke dalam tongberwarna merah. "Atok buat apa tu?". "Atok bagi surat kat kawan atok, cu!" jawap atoknya. Cucunya bertanya lagi, "Apa bengang sangat kawan atok duduk dalam tong merah tu?"

2. Sebaik sahaja mengambil tempat duduk di ruang menunggu sebuah klinik, Shan terpandang Amin sedang menangis teresak-esak. Dia segera mendekati.
Shan: Amin, kenapa menangis?
Amin: Saya datang untuk ujian darah.
Shan: Awak takut ke?
Amin: Bukan itu sebabnya. Semasa ujian darah dijalankan, mereka telah terpotong jari saya. (Mendengarkan penjelasan Amin, Shan menangis.)
Amin: Eh, kenapa pula awak menangis?
Shan: Saya datang untuk ujian air kencing...

3. Orang asli: Selamat pagi, tuan.
Polis: Selamat pagi. Apa hal?
Orang asli: Saya nak buat repot, tuan.
Polis: Fasal apa tu?
Orang asli: Kawan saya di baham harimau.
Polis: Pukul berapa?
Orang asli: Dia tak pukul, terkam.
Polis: Habis?
Orang asli: Tak habis, tinggal kepala.

4. Seorang Tok Batin baru membeli motorsikal Honda dan kebetulan padajalan pulang terserempak dengan kawan nya yang ingin menumpang, laluditumpangkan kawan nya itu. Dalam perjalanan, kawan nya merasakan Tok Batin hanya menggunakan gear 1 sahaja. Lalu bertanyalah kawannya tu.
Kawan Tok Batin: Kenapak kamu hanya pakai gear 1 sahaja.
Tok Batin: Kalau rosak 1 gear ada 2 lagi gear.
Kawan Tok Batin: ????????

Your coolest ketepek,
Lady zy

Sweet and Salty

2009-03-17T00:27:00.000-07:00

Yo what's up y'all!
Hear me call!

Chak kepada kawan-kawan saya yang dihormati dan disayangi!

Saya ada serangkap pantun khas untuk anda semua.

AJ Yani Feeza Dahliah,
Fit SLY Shaf dan juga Syimah.
Anda semua janganlah sembarang terbang,
Kerana saya di sini masih sayang.

HAHAHAHAHAZ! AWWWWWWWWW HOW SWEET and LAME SHIT!
hahahahahaz! eh eh eh effort oi!

Stay Cool.
Your One and Only,
Zaz Possible

BERJUANG

2009-03-15T18:13:00.000-07:00

Saya ingin mengucapkn Takziah kepada syimah yang

perlu mem-Book in camp malam ini. SelaMat Berjuang kepada negara ku .. tanah air ku, tumpah darahku ..

Best of the best of the best

OH-Range =)

CAMP OIII CAMP

2009-03-15T02:20:00.001-07:00

Feeza says my malay suck..Now i will prove to her that my malay is like keropok ok!

whahahahz! and this entry is meant to be a sad one..SEDIH OIII!

To all my dearest friends out there...in malay kepada kawan kawan ku yang tersayang
( awwwwwwwww.....so salty like tht)
its 5.22pm now...my mother yet to finish ironing and packing my stuff ( eh alamak entry suppose to be in malay right..k takpe) Mak aku blom abis gosok baju & memasukkan baju2 ku ke dalam beg plastik? eh bag la bag!

Ini semua feeza yang suro ..saya tidak mahu waste time blogging tapi BUDAK GILA ini suro saya blog pulak. ( rabak perr melayu aku)

Hafeeza

update la buat kali terakhir yang sedih2

buat orang nagis ah sikit

note * Dahliah you can ask for translation frm fellow ketepeks!

Saya berasa sunggguh lapar sekarang, saya hendak pergi makan TETAPI! masa tidak mengizin kan! ( FUHLAMAK ! MALAY VOCAB AKU BAIK PERR). Tidak mengapa nanti boleh order macdonalds dan makan sebanyak- banyak nya macam babi LOLX! Saya berasa sungguh "takde life" ( in malay ape siak) bila berada di dalam camp..saya akan rindu kamu semua...Hari sabtu jika tidak ada halangan mari la kita berjumpa kawan kawan..

WAH cepat sungguh sudah pukul 5.30 petang! Awak semua tengah buat ape tu????

Baik la setakat ini sahaja ..

syimaholmes akan kembali menemui anda selepas camp .. =D

salam sayang
syimaholmez

2009-03-15T01:06:00.000-07:00

MANCHESTER UNITED

VS

LIVERPOOL

SCORE I LAZY TO PUT LA! GO FIND OUT.
NO NEED FIND OUT ALSO CAN. WASTE TIME

Before that, Feeza terima kasih atas pertimbangan
( correct word?arh sembarang ah) anda.

Alamak i forget what to blog. k takpe! you all take care dont take drugs oiii

Dear a.j safe trip to malacca and come back safely = )

Feeeza ohrange! happy attached ..i mean attachment lolx!

D'flower - when i see feeza i will see you =)

zaz possible - ohh well buddy see you anytime soon

izyani - yo buddy..Nak consent form! aku dtg this sat! Lolx

Fit - Wahhhh minah dangdut ni dgr2 lolx

+love and hugs+
Holmez

ayuh Goyang!

2009-03-13T20:48:00.000-07:00

Dag Dig Dug ..
Dag Dig Dug ..
Waduh .. CApek benar ya!

Dag Dig Dug ..

Ayuh! Goyang sampai Pagi ..

Okaye.
Enough okay ? .. sighs *

Assalamualaikum Semua . Haha
Saya ingin mengambil kesempatan ini untuk
memberi simpati pada mereka yang tadak hadir
bagi sesi Terpekik-terlolong di Simpang Semalam.
Agak kerugian rasanya tapi tidak mengapa.
Saya pasti, respon bagi sesi pekik terlolong
akan diketengahkan lagi di masa hadapan.
Saya harap agar mereka yang tidak hadir
pada sesi ini akan meluangkan masa untuk sesi
yang akan datang.

Bagi mereka yang berdiam di KayuTanah ( woodLands ) ,
ampun maaf dipinta, mensuci hening dosa,
di hari yang muLia ok? .. haha!
Akan saya mempertangahkan isu ini
agar di hari muka , sesi ini akan diadakan di
bandar ( town ) .

Bagi para jururawat ,
Terima kasih atas jasa anda terhadap pesakit-pesakit.
Saya faham akan situasi anda yang penat
melayani karenah mereka. oh! apakan tidaknya,
saya pun seorang jururawat . Tidak dinafikan!

Pada kastam, Chop Chop la banyak banyak!

AJ , what telah happen di pertandingan bola sepak?

Pada fit , ayuh~!
goyang sampai pagi ..
Bukan sekadar punggung sahaja!
Kepalanya juga ikut goyang hingga pagi..
alahai .. kasihan ..

yang lain tu ... .

wabilahitaufikwalhidayah ...

Yours always and forever

OH-Range

For the love, I'd give you my Rainbow.

2009-03-12T20:01:00.000-07:00

My dearest fantastic 5ive-

Miss Oh-range, Detective Holmes, Precious Gem Sparkly, Sweet AJ & long time buddy love, Zazzy...

Words cannot express how much I truly felt &thank you seems rather inadequate,

But, special thanks all the same; for being part of my 21st celebrations on the day itself

&the extra mile all of you went just to show that you'd always be there no matter how late, exhausted I am. Honestly, I mean it. Just seeing your lovely faces at level 3 was more than I asked for. I feel so blessed to be surrounded by those I loved &I am honoured to be in your thoughts for you to take the pains to be there with me.

I love y'all <3

(Sarah J &Adly too! Were you guys part of the surprise? haha.)

~~Shout outs!~~ Footprints!

ZAZ Possible - Thank you for your blessings &yes, we shall count the years! I will always be here for you.

Miss Oh-range - You're better than any camera could bring &I don't think you'd like to be my 8th rightt? Besides, I don't like to own people. Yes, it is the thought that counts. You left like a whole load of muddy footprints in my garden. Probably my messiest visitor. But, I smiled at each and every print. Thank you for everything you've done &when you're ready to take a walk, I shall be waiting. Define wannabe, please.

Precious Gem, Sparkly

- adjective

1. of high price or great value; very valuable or costly.
2. highly esteemed for some spiritual, nonmaterial, or moral quality.
3. dear; beloved.
4. affectedly or excessively delicate, refined, or nice.
5. flagrant; gross.
–noun
6. a dearly beloved person; darling.
–adverb
7. extremely; very.

I hope that explains everything stays the same as before &change is the only constant in this life.

Sweet, sweet AJ - You've been there quietly all this while. Thank you &it was nice knowing you too. I hope that birthday will be the most memorable in your lifetime. How many people actually get to be tossed about in the air twice as a gift? We tried our best to send you up to heavens! ;)

AWESOME Holmes - By any chance, I may call you Katie? hahaha. So girl-girl. Awww..thank you for your shortcut 21 flowers. I love, love them even though it was just a drawing in my lovely rainbow-ful book. Truth to be told, I like your problematic handwriting. Very professional. Detective scribbles. Yes, I always get whatever I like.

&Miss Scarlet turns 21years and 2days today!

Happy Merry un-birthday to her! :D

Many, many blessings!

Loves*

I'd paint all the rainbows so that you'd get fair amount of rain &sunshine to bloom into the lovely flower you are.

Moods up!

2009-03-12T10:13:00.000-07:00

Sesuci di hening subuh sunyi ..
Sesuci terdengar nurani ..
Sesuci salam untuk ilahi..
Bagaikan memanggil insafi padi diri

Lebaran terasa kesayuan
Lebaran takbir bersahutan
Lebaran memuji keagungan
Bergema suara syukuri nikmat tuhan..

Moving on!

Birthday is over. You have mine too look forward next!
okay, jokes. I think Sarah J Birthday coming?
am i right or not ? alaa..

Anw, hows our karaoke pLan tmr?
on ? off ? i donno ? maybe ? u decide? who confirm?

Pohonlah ampun maaf,
kepada ibu bapa ...

Yours always, now , tmr , forever

OH-Range!

2009-03-11T11:53:00.000-07:00

Yo yo yo! Wassup ya'll!
K now its my turn to blog. hahaha!
Since you guys blog bout flower's bday,
I also want lah! hahaha.

Happy b'day Siti Dahliah Bte Anonymous!
aka flower aka smiley aka Baby D aka princess of paris!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Dlm byk2 gambar, gambar ape yang PALING (among the 5 pics above):

Sweet & touch touch touch? Me & Dahliah of coz! hahaha
Menyampah sangat2? Feeza!
Tak perlu sekali? Syima!

Ketepek btul? Zaz!

Step cute? A.J!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

B'day shout out to flower.

Hope you're wiser, less complicated person and smile always! haha.

Wish you happiness always and continue planting ur garden k. hahahah

Your precious gem,

Sparkly. ;p

boom!

2009-03-11T11:51:00.000-07:00

Yo! What's up y'all!
Hear me call!

Happy 21st Birthday Dearest friend of mine! (11/03/09) Hope you had a wonderful celebration! May god bless you always and may your wishes come true! Eh read my note in the scrapbook ok! I shy to write here! hahahahaz! AND your, "YO YO YO FISH AND CO" is damn pussy please! OMG! hahahahahahz! I put in my blog also! So let everybody knows! hahahahz! Best! Loves.

Above is a picture taken from Lady-zy's phone. At least one representative better than nothing right. The rest must wait hor! hahahahaz!

And ehemehem! I think I look studious! Ok the word is THINK! hahahahaz! And this blog is damn kecoh please! Keep up dearest ketepekz! ahhahahaz! K go!

Stay cool.
Your One and Only,

Zaz Possible

DahLiah's Birthday

2009-03-11T11:26:00.000-07:00

To my beloved DahLiah Bte AnonyMous
HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY!
Melampau korang. Really hope you
have fun and enjoyed the day

We decided to have Fish & co for the sabo gift for dahLia.
but anw, thanks to HoLmes for her Treat .
Yang lain bayar sendiri

And Yay to all

Your favourite,
always

OH-range!

2009-03-11T10:33:00.000-07:00

what does a flower look like when it turns 21 ?
ans : Look above = tgk atas la!
can see? of course can seee..
Hahahah! cannot see nevermind.

happy birthday to the D!
D for what?
DAHLIAH!!! LOLX
clever2

so the YO YO YO FISH AND CO
with zaz,ohrange,holmez,sparkly,AJ as well as adlin and AHJ! joined us
pretty awesome day
sorry ah babe!
we're just WOW!

waiting for pictures frm sparkly aka Lady zy.

May peace be upon you

2009-03-10T23:43:00.000-07:00

This blog still under construction.
Sorry ah babe! Lolx!

We'll run the show in a short while. Stay tune ( padahal kiter2 je ah tau this blog exist )